The Squirrel Next Door

Let’s go back to 8 months ago. I’m walking down the sidewalk inside my apartment complex and I come across a small plastic dinosaur toy on the ground in the dirt. I look around to see if there are any children playing nearby that may have dropped it but no one is around. I brush…

So, I was coming back from lunch and got into the elevator with a lady. I went to press my floor but the bag I was holding in my hand accidentally hit the “Call Fire Department” button. I panicked and pressed all the buttons trying to cancel the really loud ringing while this woman just…

This is an old story but even though at the time it was fucking horrible and beyond traumatizing it’s become a family favorite to tell around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Well, favorite for me anyways, because I’m a horrible person. 😀 I was living at my mom’s house at the time and it was a…

So, I was invited to go with my friend Kayla and her mom to a PostSecret Event. We get there and I immediately panic as soon as I see her mom sitting in the front row with her friend waiting for us. I don’t do well at shows/events with so many people around and I…